Farmer Smith

Earlier this year, Mr. Smith got a wild hair and decided that he wanted to plant some tomatoes.

Farmer Smith loves him some tomatoes, so I thought... why not?

Sounds easy (& frugal) to me.

Farmer Smith has battled bugs, the heat, his own weed-eater, and The Pooper with his mad agricultural skills.

Alas, we have produce. 

Behold:

A pear.

Yep, that's right. 

Farmer Smith is so good that somehow his tomato plants have sprouted a pear.

No tomatoes as of yet, but just this solitary pear.

We will not be quitting our day job anytime soon...