As mentioned previously, H is obsessed with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Little Einsteins. Specifically, their opening songs and a wonderful little composition entitled "The Hot Dog Dance" that Mickey and friends sing.
As you can imagine, these tunes never get old.
As the Disney Channel is on constant rotation here, I can't help but fall victim to their little stories, and I can't help but wonder...
Why do Mickey and Minnie wear white gloves?
Why are only Minnie and Goofy fully clothed? Micky - just pants. Donald and Daisy - just tops.
Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. Why is Goofy wearing clothes and standing upright, and Pluto is seen as Mickey's pet?
Why did Mickey invite everyone over for a co-ed sleepover on Christmas Eve to his Clubhouse? Really Mickey? Think that's a good example for my H?
Let's talk Little Einsteins.
These four kiddo's are jetting all over the world, at warp speed. Where are their parents? Do they go to school?
These are the things that keep me up at night, y'all.
That, along with the Hot Dog Dance song on repeat in my head.